I have so many feels; It's kind of ridiculous.
List of people who I find beautiful:
Sirs Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Neil Patrick Harris
A variety of feminists
And so many more
Stuff I love:
How To Train Your Dragon
The Black Widow
The human spirit
MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S SUCH A HARD CONCEPT
This also applies to “WOW SHE’S CLEANING!” and anything else like that do not fucking do that.
CAN I JUST ADD “LOOK AT THAT SHES SMILING” OR “WoW SHEs TALKING”
I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS
I’M SO EXCITED BUT THEY STILL REMOVED ‘ANY MOMENT’ AND ADDED A SONG CALLED ‘RAINBOWS’ FREAKING RAINBOWS AND I JUST ICANT
"I’m against feminism but I think women should be equal to men"
I totally earned major Portland Pedestrian Points tonight…
…trying to find a fountain downtown in which to soak my feet in and read my book. I walked from Powell’s to Jamison Square, then caught the streetcar over to Director park after the fountain shut down at 10. Upon discovering that the fountain had shut down there as well, I took the MAX to the newer fountain near Saturday Market area and couldn’t find a place to sit and read there without my pants or my book getting wet. My second to last try was the Salmon Springs fountain which was, you guessed it, off as well which led me to the Keller Fountain where I was not disappointed as it was still running (10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND). So I chilled there for a little bit then walked across the Hawthorne Bridge and missed the 14 by a few minutes, so then walked up to Burnside to catch the 12, then walked up the ridge to my homestead.
TL;DR: I DUN STUCK MY FEET IN A FOUNTAIN A BIT THEN WALKED A BUNCH.
"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"
I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs
in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics
if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time
can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person
Is this a comic? This should be a comic.
"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”